I did 10 kick-ass miles this morning and for once it was not my ass that got kicked. My average pace was 9:55! Nine-freaking-fifty-freaking-five! I kept on looking at my watch and thinking it was wrong.
Insanity
My mile splits were (almost) all negative. Geez, what the hell!
More insanity
And then, because the Running Gods never seem to let me get too full of myself, they decided to gift me with a nasty little calf pull just to remind me that I pretty much suck at running. So now, after running 10 MILES AT 9:55, I’m looking at this bullshit. Screw you Running Gods, now I remember why I’m agnostic.
My skull and crossbones slippers are the perfect accessory to Ace bandages and ice packs
Thank goodness I know an RN who can give me good medical advice. RN Liz over at This Finngarian Mama has prescribed RICEDB: rest, ice, compression, elevation, drugs and booze.
Best medical advice ever, I shall not let her down!
I was initially sort of blah about the past year. But then I decided that there must be 10 interesting things that I did or that happened to me in 2009, so I sat down and contemplated. And contemplated. And he’s what I came up with. In
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